OJ's Girlfriend or Schiavo's Fiancee?

Yes, I know the media has already inundated us with the Schiavo case to the point of exhaustion, but the good news is that this article is from Ann Coulter. A couple of money quotes:

Of course, if my only means of entertainment were Air America radio, Barbra Streisand albums and reruns of "The West Wing," I too would be asking: "What kind of quality of life is this?"

Today's brain twister: Would you rather be O.J.'s girlfriend or Michael Schiavo's fiancee?

Surely, if anyone would defend the practice of being on a liquid diet, you'd think Ted Kennedy would.