Kim Jong Il Shot 11 Holes-in-one in Golf Round

According to a state run North Korean website, Kim Jong Il is a bit of a superman - he has an amazing memory, is a jet fighter, produces movies, and is one of the greatest golfers around. He once shot 11 holes-in-one in a single round of golf.

What a guy. Yet John Kerry thought that if we just sat down and showed a little trust with Kimmy, everything would be ok.