Prisoner: Gitmo is "Paradise"

In its report last week, the UN decided (without visiting the prisoner or talking to guards) that it was a torture camp and should be closed. Unfortunately, the corrupt body obviously has not spoken to former Gitmo prisoner Abdul Hakim Bukhary, who had the following to say:

"Prisoners here are in paradise," he exclaimed. "American people are very good. Really. They give us three meals. Fruit juice and everything!"

"I like to talk because I found that nobody bothers me. Nobody beats me. Nobody hits me," he said, adding: "About democracy. It is really good."

Now we're even brainwashing the prisoners!