Post-Mortem on Election

Well, sometimes the good guys lose. Actually, based on historical results of mid-term elections, particularly in a President's second term, this is actually within the expected range. In fact, very few two-term Presidents (if any) have ever gone undefeated in Congressional races.

Having said that, here are my winners from yesterday:

1) Pelosi's plastic surgeon - now we know why she's been absent the last couple weeks - her niptucks look decent.
2) Al Qaeda - they have long been rooting for the Dems to win so we pull out of Iraq and leave the Middle East to the Islamofascists.
3) Illegal immigrants - Amnesty for 12 million illegals in the U.S. is a virtual certainty - let's just hope not too many Al Qaeda members slipped across the border in the past few years.
4) Kim Jong Il and Mahmoud Ahmedasdkgjaklgdsajd;sgjahd - there is simply nothing for them to fear anymore since any type of U.S. action is essentially out of the question now.
5) Conservatives - Even though we lost several excellent conservatives yesterday, most of the Dems who won campaigned as conservatives to beat the GOP. Santorum and (potentially) Allen are by far the biggest losses to the conservative cause.