Obama Gives Huge Land Donation to Exploding Polar Bear Population

Obama apparently loves polar bears so much (or hates oil and gas so much) that he designated over 200,000 square miles as polar bear habitat in the Chukchi Sea area of Alaska (nearly half of the energy-rich area). Apparently this is where the oil companies have confirmed large oil and gas deposits.

This was not good news for Obama's America where we all drive roller skates with engines, so he had to kill this exploration. Meanwhile, the polar bear population has increased between 200% and 500% over the last half century, depending upon the estimates used.