What to do with Gitmo Prisoners

All the latest B.S. on closing down Guantanamo on yesterday's Sunday news programs made me think about what to do with the roughly 500 prisoners if the prison did close down (which is still plainly idiotic, even if the idea comes from a Republican).

Some people might think to relocate the terrorists in other U.S. prisons. I have a better idea: replace the 45 Democratic Senators and 203 Democratic House members in Congress, which would take care of half of the prisoners. They couldn't be any worse than those members they are replacing. Now we only have 250 left to deal with - I'm still trying to figure out what to do with them...suggestions are welcome.

*Update*
Thank God for Dick Cheney. He tells it like it really is - that the detainees at Gitmo are bad people (i.e. killers). Tonight he will appear on Hannity & Colmes, where he will say something the rest of the media has not: that of the people released from Gitmo, 9 or 10 of them are back on the battlefield trying to kill Americans.

More blood on the hands of the ACLU, Amnesty International, and Democrats in Congress who portray these prisoners as innocent victims.