Blame Bush for This!
Alaska is losing it's northern lights as the earth's magnetic pole shifts away from Alaska and towards Siberia. If this happens over the next 50 years, there will be no spectacular auroras in Alaska, but rather they'll migrate to Siberia and maybe Europe. Magnetic poles move around and scientists understand this, they just don't understand exactly why.
I hearby call for a full worldwide investigation as to why this is happening. Don't we need conferences and protests and all that and figure out who's to blame? I suspect we don't really need further investigation. Despite any evidence, we can be pretty sure this is caused by humans, and there's really only one human in the world capable of this. Guess who?
I hearby call for a full worldwide investigation as to why this is happening. Don't we need conferences and protests and all that and figure out who's to blame? I suspect we don't really need further investigation. Despite any evidence, we can be pretty sure this is caused by humans, and there's really only one human in the world capable of this. Guess who?
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