Tuesday Night Winners

1) Obama (the best unqualified candidate the US has seen in a long time)
2) Hillary (the Clintons have every trick in the book and will find a way to win in the end)
3) The MSM (they still have the influence to prop up someone like McCain and get him nominated for the GOP)
4) Immigrants (anyone who wants to move to the US should get into this country asap because you'll soon be a US citizen).
5) McCain (he can win a nomination while sticking his middle fingers up to conservatives)
6) Al Gore (he convinced every US candidate that his global warming religion is science)
7) Iran (do you think they have any fear of retribution with this candidate list?)