Pelosi Admits God Made Bush President

Nancy Pelosi is undoubtedly one of the dumbest Democrats to walk the halls of Congress. When asked about the Supreme Court's Kelo decision, she responded:

It is a decision of the Supreme Court. If Congress wants to change it, it will require legislation of a level of a constitutional amendment. So this is almost as if God has spoken. It's an elementary discussion now. They have made the decision.

That's right - Supreme Court decisions are divinely spoken. By her own line of thinking, God was simply ensuring that George Bush was elected in 2000 in the Bush v. Gore case. I knew she'd come around.