Bloomberg: NYC To Continue "Random" Searches

According to the FBI, NY City has received its most specific terrorist threat ever, in which terrorists are reportedly planning to detonate multiple bombs on the city's subway system.

Fortunately for the ACLU and liberals everywhere, Mayor Bloomberg still refuses to give into common sense and use any form of profiling. "We will continue with our random searches," Bloomberg said, emphasizing the word 'random' during his press conference this afternoon. (Just remember, terrorists: these random searches are voluntary, so if you have a bomb in a suitcase, you are free to turn around and try another subway.)